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The Worst Christmas Songs Ever
And a Few Other Christmas Song Awards
In the words below I will make some readers very angry. Yet there will be other who will read the very same words and giggle in agreement. That’s just the way discussions about the best of the worst Christmas songs go.
I don’t feel any need to prolong the intro for sharing my correct opinions with you. Let’s get started, shall we?
In fact, let’s just start with the overall winner…
The “This Song Must Be Played at Least Twice an Hour” Award
All I Want For Christmas Is You — This Mariah Carey song was a welcomed addition to the Christmas Season the year it came out. It’s upbeat, catchy and festive. But I mean c’mon. Do we really need it crammed down our throats every time the radio turns on after mid-November?
The “Songs that are Repetitive and Also Say the Same Thing Over and Over and Also Repeat Themselves Over and Over” Award
Good gawd…these songs right here are what prompted me to write this little rant. These are just a couple, but they’re by far the worst.
Feliz Navidad — We get it, you want to wish us a Merry Christmas. Thank you. Now go away and take your song with you. It’s going to be in my head for the next two days anyways so you don’t need to sing it anymore.
